It’s Laura’s Fault
I’m absolutely positive it has nothing to do with my clumsiness or total stupidity. After all, wasn’t it Laura that told me how great All-Clad stainess steel cookware is? Didn’t she BUY me some All-Clad for my birthday? Yes, that very same birthday non-stick piece of heaven flew out of the cabinet and landed on my right foot big toe splitting the toenail down. It’s now different colors and I’m sure will be lovely by the time I head back to Hollywood next week.
Hmmmmm…..Laura was also with me when I mysteriously fell up the steps at La Samanna in St. Martin last year.
Sounds like a plot for a murder mystery.


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